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   messageicon The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
←Rate | 04-28-2014 03:43 by Udit Comments (1)  


   messageicon How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
←Rate | 05-23-2014 05:01 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life isn't a fairy tale. It's a fill-in-the-blank choose your own adventure scratch & sniff colouring book with missing pages and random highlighted passages that make no sense to anyone but the author.
←Rate | 05-05-2014 10:53 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
←Rate | 05-07-2014 18:02 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you see your EX with that person they told you not to worry about during your relationship...
←Rate | 07-27-2014 02:42 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.
←Rate | 03-10-2014 12:58 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Friendzoned“ should be a relationship status on Facebook.
←Rate | 03-11-2014 03:11 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.
←Rate | 03-14-2014 03:43 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."
←Rate | 05-23-2014 05:01 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls have their phone nonstop. So if they don't text you back within 30 minutes, she ain't feeling you bro.
←Rate | 03-09-2014 11:14 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about Valentine's Day is that it's over.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 02:43 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.
←Rate | 07-28-2016 11:34 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they feel the need to point out your flaws, THEY might be your biggest one.
←Rate | 03-15-2014 07:41 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many girls are in a relationship with single guys.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 02:04 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my future kids: You'll start off with a flip phone. Idgaf if the iPhone 15 is out by then, you're gonna know the struggle.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 03:01 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad I got the f*ck outta that one”
←Rate | 03-12-2014 04:11 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook got 2 billion to burn even though the site is 90% candy crush requests & fake news that tricked your grandma.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 03:42 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote, I do not understand the correlation.
←Rate | 03-09-2014 11:06 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're ever feeling down on your appearance, remember: even the ugliest potato can become a beautiful French fry
←Rate | 04-03-2014 03:45 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 05:00 by Udit Comments (0)  


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