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   messageicon Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 20:01 by Drizzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 20:04 by Drizzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon ou can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 19:57 by Drizzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love something... set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies, though.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 20:04 by Drizzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Unless you from another country... if you ask me for my "KIK" rather than my phone number - I'm going to assume you are a serial killer.
←Rate | 01-13-2015 08:14 by Drizzy Comments (0)  


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