love Funny Status Messages

   The fact that Jay Z scored Beyonce tells me we all have a shot at love, no matter what we look like.

   that horrible moment when you actually fall in love

   I wish everyone a happy new year, and hope you all have a great 1982. With love, from everyone here at the alzheimers society.

   I love when people make a photo of their kid as their Facebook profile pic so it's like a baby is screaming about gun rights.

   Don't fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.

   Someone once said, “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” So, I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!

   If king Joffery of GoT and Justin Bieber were to be in a sinking ship, what colour of wet paint would you love to watch dry?

   All you need to find true love is a gun, some rope and duct tape.

   I love to laugh but on this day I am remembering the Love and Sacrifice that Jesus did so that we could be saved.Amen !!

   Your "I Love My Wife" bumper sticker simply means you'd lose a fistfight against a loaf of bread.

   Kanye West is being sued by a woman who claims to have given birth to his love child. Kanye took it all in stride, however, since he has a history of being in "arrears" with other women

   Dear coworker who just microwaved hobo feet for lunch,,,, We hate you.. Love Stanley

   Just made a batch of my super spicy 3 jalapeno chili. MILF! And by MILF I mean Man I Love to Fart!!

   I'd do anything for love... except get married.

   There are some souls you meet and you know right away you'll love them forever and laugh together in heaven or fry together in hell.

   Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.

   I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.

   If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?

   Dad please dont mess my hair up and say 'love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now

   Love can be such a beautiful torture...