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funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation. 
Don't care about Beetles...But yes, LOVE every Beatles song! P.S. learn to spell before you try to Dish someone...
I want to have my date and eat her too.
DOCTORS WRITING: "﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏." HOW I SEE IT: "∮₪₮￦￡." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Damn Aspirin."
No guy named Larry was ever a baby. They actually walk out of their mothers womb with receding hairlines in sandals with socks
Don't grow up... It's a trap, It's a trap. (read in Admiral Ackbar voice)
Why does FB show me people I "may" know, LAWD these are ugly people, stop it!
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, officer." The cop removes his shades and looks to the horizon with teary eyes. "Neither do I."
Ohh man! They shut down the Grand Canyon! Where is all that water gonna go now?!?
The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield.
Be the change you wish the homeless people didn't know you had
Silence is the most intolerable of answers.
People got 20/20 vision to YOUR problems but be Ray Charles to they own bullsh*t.
I just need like 3 or 4 girls I can be faithful to.
Turns out, my get rich painfully slow scheme isn't working out, either
Texting is a great way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean
I'm that dude that responds to your text 3 weeks later with ;)
my safe word is "is that blood?!"
I got you something better than a present. I wrote "happy birthday dude" on your Facebook when a robot reminded me it was your birthday.
If you want to undertake a survey to judge the public’s mood or feeling about something, someone or an event, please do not include people on social media because 90% of them are idiots. 