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   messageicon You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear mom, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent the first 2 years of my life pretending it was an airplane.
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where would I be without my mother? Probably in the middle of traffic, without my jacket on, talking to some stranger.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of my "friends" on Facebook need to be reminded that high school is over.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds, but then I got a Facebook Account and now I'm over it.
←Rate | 07-17-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people go underwater during movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I died at Finding Nemo.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 12:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mark Zuckerberg got married today. His new wife set her relationship status to "CHA-CHING!!"
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
←Rate | 02-01-2011 00:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon While Facebooking, cars in front of you may be closer than expected.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON..
←Rate | 05-27-2013 22:53 by BEGO Comments (2)  



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