Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
Submit Status Message
Funny Dumb Laws
Funny Dumb Laws
Submit a Dumb Law
Dumb Laws by State
Famous Quotes
Funny Humourus Quotes
Depressing Quotes
Chuck Norris Sayings
Recent Famous Quotes
Funny Wifi Names
Funny Wifi Names
Image Filters
Blog
TJ's Blog
Companies that Suck
Great Deals
About
About Tjshome
Privacy
Contact Us
Home
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Baddie Funny Status Messages
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
[
Clear
]
«Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Next»
Most Recent
Search results for status messages containing 'Baddie'
:
View All Messages
Page: 1 of 13
Live such that when the mortician prepares you for your funeral, he must struggle to get that grin off your face.
34
5
←Rate |
05-08-2017 22:51 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
If by sexy you mean me licking the donut icing off my fingers then yes I can be damn sexy.
31
5
←Rate |
12-13-2014 13:11 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
A stranger at Walmart just coughed in my face, so I've probably only got two, maybe three, days to live.
43
7
←Rate |
03-28-2017 12:23 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
To my neighbor using a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Saturday morning: Try holding the other end.
53
9
←Rate |
06-08-2013 11:50 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or frisbee or something?
123
21
←Rate |
12-07-2012 08:37 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete.
146
25
←Rate |
09-17-2013 02:28 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
I bet there's a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
70
12
←Rate |
09-06-2014 15:57 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
104
18
←Rate |
12-05-2012 01:46 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
You had me at hello...oh you weren't talking to me.
52
9
←Rate |
09-28-2014 13:58 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, "At least they picked me"
98
17
←Rate |
05-30-2012 14:29 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
It's like the women in this bar don't know how close I am to getting my own apartment.
46
8
←Rate |
04-24-2014 13:50 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
I just bought a medical alert bracelet. It says "Probably just sh*tfaced"
46
8
←Rate |
05-11-2014 13:56 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
I'm thinking the woman with 4 kids on leashes at Walmart should probably stop buying her condoms at Walmart.
46
8
←Rate |
10-03-2013 09:18 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
Hey husbands, only 2 more days to get your wife a gift for Valentine's Day so she can be less angry at you for about 3 hours.
23
4
←Rate |
02-12-2014 12:19 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
Given the exploding population of idiots in our communities, I think it’s about time we required people to pass a test first before they are allowed to vote. We can’t afford to put our destiny in the hands of clueless idiots.
23
4
←Rate |
03-12-2017 00:19 by
Baddie
Comments (
2
)
I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
86
15
←Rate |
09-06-2013 14:38 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
There's nothing I hate more than joggers on the beach. I don't need to be reminded how out of shape I am on vacation a $$hole.
63
11
←Rate |
06-05-2013 13:07 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
I don't want to brag, but I'm single-handedly responsible for 86% of the rules in the Employee Handbook at work.
103
18
←Rate |
05-11-2013 09:45 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?
80
14
←Rate |
10-18-2012 13:15 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
I hope tonight's the night when we'll finally see a presidential candidate make the jerk-off motion while the other candidate is speaking.
40
7
←Rate |
09-26-2016 14:39 by
Baddie
Comments (
0
)
«Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Next»
Most Recent
[Search Results] [
View All Messages
]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
Chuck Norris Sayings
Funny Dumb Laws
Funny Humourus Quotes
Depressing Quotes
Recent Famous Quotes
Wifi Names
Great Deals
TJ's Blog
Companies that Suck
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2018 Tjshome.com