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Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me?
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03-10-2012 08:46
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There's got to be an easier way to get vodka into a Capri Sun.
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03-12-2012 10:05 by
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when it costs more to get to work than you make, the amish are probly laughin their @sses off
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03-22-2012 16:57
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Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL
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04-07-2012 08:03 by
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Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.
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04-10-2012 08:41 by
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I confine my exercise to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.
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10-18-2010 12:31 by
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take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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12-15-2010 10:41 by
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Apparently it's green week. In an effort to contribute, I just created a save electricity sign: "Don't you hate it when someone turns you on, and then just leaves?"
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11-16-2010 11:03 by
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Wait, Miley Cyrus has been 18 for only a week, and there's already naked pictures of her? Somebody might be beating Lindsay to porn.
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12-02-2010 08:23
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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and The Biggest Loser....On TV at the same time tonight...makes me wanna eat chocolate cake then go throw it up....
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12-01-2009 22:10
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doesn't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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03-06-2010 17:11 by
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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05-12-2010 21:45 by
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I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
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12-30-2013 07:27 by
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My wife and I found each other on a dating website, 3 years after we got married... That was awkward.
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04-12-2015 19:07
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I had no idea Baltimore had won any type of championship!!!!
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04-28-2015 09:22 by
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Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.
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04-15-2016 05:29
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A lot of capes at the hair salon. Hard to tell who's a superhero and who's not
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08-06-2015 13:17
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I saw that veterans got a free meal at Golden Corral on Veterans Day. Why?... Haven't those poor guys been through enough?
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11-24-2014 12:22 by
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The way dogs get excited when you throw a tennis ball is the way I feel about my first cup of coffee for the day.
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10-02-2012 05:19
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My life coach just told me to fake an injury
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11-17-2012 11:11 by
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