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I’m “you can only play video games on channel 3” years old.
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12-11-2017 04:37 by
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Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked
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07-16-2017 07:15 by
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Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
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01-23-2016 06:49 by
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Based on how I react when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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01-08-2014 12:57 by
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How long do I need to be in therapy before I forget the time in gym class when I was hit in the stomach with a dodge ball and farted?
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09-03-2014 10:29 by
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There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter
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02-17-2014 05:24 by
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It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much stuff to carry.
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10-08-2013 05:32 by
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Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don't know the man & he doesn't know you're eating his popcorn
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08-02-2013 06:03 by
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When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
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10-10-2014 05:26 by
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Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport
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01-10-2014 05:35 by
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The Cowboys just signed a "No Super Bowl for six more years" contract today
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03-30-2013 07:55 by
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Let's start a charity where we give cats to people who say goodnight to social networking sites.
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02-28-2014 05:35 by
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I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
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12-30-2013 07:27 by
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Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web.
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09-03-2012 07:58 by
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Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
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09-30-2014 05:28 by
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Someone's gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves
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12-28-2013 06:57 by
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When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver
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08-22-2013 05:36 by
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I am the undefeated champion of this"smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don't-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day" game
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09-06-2012 10:19 by
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Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
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04-02-2015 05:45 by
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I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.
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08-20-2013 15:43 by
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