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Like this status if you have ever tried to accomplish something before the microwave timer ends.
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12-03-2010 09:57 by
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I think I am going to make my own beer. I'll call it Responsibly, that way competitors will do all my advertising. Please drink Responsibly!
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12-27-2010 15:27 by
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who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??
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12-22-2010 15:30 by
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
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10-25-2010 13:56 by
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I am sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
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10-11-2010 18:51 by
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Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
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10-09-2010 20:23 by
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Have you ever looked at the last few loads of dirty laundry and considered just throwing them away??
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10-20-2010 14:24 by
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Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" OBVIOUSLY, I thought I was going to get AWAY with it!
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12-23-2010 13:38 by
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Just so there are no misunderstandings, I am here for my own entertainment.
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12-07-2010 15:03 by
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The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.
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10-09-2010 20:08 by
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:): The Bipolar smiley face
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12-03-2010 09:28 by
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Thinks its funny when people read someone elses status & start to wonder if it has something to do with them.
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12-03-2010 09:46 by
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Realizes that the trouble with jogging is...by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
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12-08-2010 15:09 by
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wondering if Facebook is hiring because I just put in my 40 hrs this week.
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12-10-2010 16:01 by
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My life would make one really good Soap Opera, or at least four really bad country songs.
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12-03-2010 09:21 by
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Cmon, write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!!
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10-06-2010 16:59 by
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Thinks that you people are just lucky that I am so terrified of Prison!!
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12-08-2010 15:21 by
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Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.
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10-09-2010 20:28 by
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Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)
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10-10-2010 18:59 by
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I have been hit hard with the "Your kids will turn out just like you" curse!
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12-08-2010 15:11 by
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