Funny Status Message #35010
X My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
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S[at]mmy^
Monday October 25, 2010 @ 02:37 PM
Monday October 25, 2010 @ 02:37 PM
LMBO! too funny!
Rounders
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 06:31 AM
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 06:31 AM
You're really not. This was truly dire...
Anonymous
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 09:26 AM
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 09:26 AM
Nobody cares rounders shut up homo. he just wishes he had a girlfriend
Rounders
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 11:48 AM
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 11:48 AM
I don't think a post is funny so I'm homoesexual ? Bet you have hours of fun calling kids names in the school playground. Grow up you knobsack.....
Pounders
Wednesday October 27, 2010 @ 07:23 AM
Wednesday October 27, 2010 @ 07:23 AM
"knobsack" ..... lame, even by your standards.
Rounders
Wednesday October 27, 2010 @ 10:56 AM
Wednesday October 27, 2010 @ 10:56 AM
Whereas calling yourself 'Pounders' was a comedic play on words worthy of the great Oscar Wilde....
Anonymous
Wednesday October 27, 2010 @ 07:21 PM
Wednesday October 27, 2010 @ 07:21 PM
Wow, Rounders spends way too much time on this website.
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Monday October 25, 2010 @ 02:01 PM
Lol good one! post 2 & I love it. You are funny!