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   messageicon Like this status if you have ever tried to accomplish something before the microwave timer ends.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:57 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??
←Rate | 12-22-2010 15:30 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I am going to make my own beer. I'll call it Responsibly, that way competitors will do all my advertising. Please drink Responsibly!
←Rate | 12-27-2010 15:27 by Heather25 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I am sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:51 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever looked at the last few loads of dirty laundry and considered just throwing them away??
←Rate | 10-20-2010 14:24 by Heather25 Comments (3)  


   messageicon My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 13:56 by Heather25 Comments (8)  


   messageicon :): The Bipolar smiley face
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:28 by Heather25 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:23 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just so there are no misunderstandings, I am here for my own entertainment.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 15:03 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thinks its funny when people read someone elses status & start to wonder if it has something to do with them.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:46 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:08 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Realizes that the trouble with jogging is...by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:09 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Facebook is hiring because I just put in my 40 hrs this week.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 16:01 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life would make one really good Soap Opera, or at least four really bad country songs.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:21 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that you people are just lucky that I am so terrified of Prison!!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:21 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" OBVIOUSLY, I thought I was going to get AWAY with it!
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:38 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cmon, write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!!
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:59 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:28 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)
←Rate | 10-10-2010 18:59 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have been hit hard with the "Your kids will turn out just like you" curse!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:11 by Heather25 Comments (0)  



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