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   messageicon wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart...
←Rate | 11-26-2011 23:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 11-15-2011 20:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear parents: Oh really? I'm a liar? What about the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus? Sincerely, your child.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 17:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon watched a bunny hop past me and into bushes and thought "What if I'm supposed to follow it?"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:35 by X Comments (0)  

   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:10 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 21:34 by Someone Who Presses 1 For English Comments (0)  

   messageicon so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:45 by Tom Comments (0)  

   messageicon There is no app that can show you who is "stalking" your profile, no video of Usama getting shot, no honest politicians and no Easter Bunny. So please quit being so permiscious with your clicker and spreading FTV's (fb transmitted viruses).
←Rate | 05-12-2011 08:18 by michael stanley Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 12:40 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery channel, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 16:54 by stupidsidetounge Comments (0)  

   messageicon I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 by Kevin Packard Comments (0)  

   messageicon What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob Comments (2)  

   messageicon I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:46 by @wayne Comments (0)  

   messageicon his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  

   messageicon silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 15:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  

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