Funny Status Message #95882

X ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!
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# 96054 When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
# 18627 Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.
# 105609 I know the corn on the cob is going to be good when it squirts me in the face while I peel it... I SO feel like a female porn star.

←Rate | 04-05-2012 14:22

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