Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Page: 6231 of 6371
if only life came with ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF...buttons.
←Rate |
12-11-2009 01:21
Comments (0)
a procrastinator... ehh i'll finish this post later
←Rate |
12-11-2009 00:34 by chas
Comments (0)
...back in the 80's my mom would scold me and say "Don't use that tone of voice with me young lady!"....I just texted my 15-year old son and said "Don't use exclamation points with me Mister!"...my have times changed!
thinking about an Apple sporting goods store: iBalls
←Rate |
12-10-2009 21:33 by Tim
Comments (0)
knows it's foggy and late in the day, but I'm pretty sure there's a unicorn behind me.
←Rate |
12-10-2009 19:48
Comments (0)
eating Pizza Rolls and is not wearing pants.
Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.
Marriage is not a word or a sentence, as reported above. It's an institution - like... prison.
←Rate |
12-10-2009 13:52
Comments (0)
Obama gets a Nobel prize after sending 30k more troops. Stay tuned, next week Tiger Woods wins husband of the year.
←Rate |
12-10-2009 13:51 by Fel
Comments (0)
thinks the voices in his head need serious singing lessons (ever heard the Smurfs performing Enter Sandman?)
←Rate |
12-10-2009 12:31 by Harry
Comments (0)
Im not under the alkafluence of inkahol thet some thinkle peep I am!!!
←Rate |
12-10-2009 12:18
Comments (0)
A new study found that house cats spend 22 percent of their days looking out windows, 12 percent playing with other pets, 8 percent climbing on chairs and just 6 percent sleeping. They also found that cats had the exact same schedule as Joe Biden.
←Rate |
12-10-2009 12:18
Comments (0)
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
pulled last night. He approached a gorgeous girl and said "Look, I know you're in a different league to me, but! I'm willing to drop one for ya"
←Rate |
12-10-2009 11:08
Comments (0)
I accept this Nobel Peace Prize, blah,,,blahh,,,,blahh,,,blah...blahhh.....................
←Rate |
12-10-2009 10:54 by SCURRY
Comments (0)
wonders when John Mellencamp will write a song about the plight of the Facebook farmer?
←Rate |
12-10-2009 10:38
Comments (0)
(Tiger's Christmas Song) Oh the weather outside is frightful. Having many tramps is so delightful. Just so my hot wife don't know…text a ho, text a ho, text a ho.
←Rate |
12-10-2009 09:30
Comments (0)
wondering if blacks call it "Ask" Body Spray...
←Rate |
12-10-2009 09:22
Comments (0)
Unless the next one is a dude, I don't want to here any more about Tiger Woods
←Rate |
12-10-2009 08:33
Comments (0)
What's on my mind? Let's peer inside and listen... "Meow, meow, meow, meow..." Wow! That was akward.
←Rate |
12-10-2009 08:15 by Tim
Comments (0)