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   messageicon Don't get your hopes up. Santa has about as much of a chance of bringing "Hope and Change" as a clown does.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 10:35 by SCURRY Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I was half the man my dog thought I was!!!
←Rate | 02-22-2012 15:00 by SCURRY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:28 by SCURRY Comments (0)  

   messageicon The oriental man next door is SO nice!! he just came and asked if he could Wok my dog!! I was like "sure, I'll get the leash" Must have went a long ways, he still hasn't brought my dog back and it's been 3 days....
←Rate | 03-11-2011 12:22 by SCURRY Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm HUGE in Japan...
←Rate | 03-28-2012 00:35 by Scurry Comments (0)  

   messageicon I accept this Nobel Peace Prize, blah,,,blahh,,,,blahh,,,blah...blahhh.....................
←Rate | 12-10-2009 10:54 by SCURRY Comments (0)  

   messageicon hitting higher highs, and lower lows
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:24 by SCURRY Comments (0)  

   messageicon The power of the human brain is amazing!!!! Did you know if you pretend to take a salt shaker and shake it on your tongue, you will ACTUALLY taste salt???!!!
←Rate | 04-26-2012 10:17 by scurry Comments (0)  

   messageicon Porter Ridge. For those times when Turtle Man just isn't back-woods enough...
←Rate | 08-21-2013 20:39 by Scurry Comments (0)  


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