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   messageicon Apple's new major social breakthrough - a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost between $499 - $799, depending on cup size and speakers. Nore more complaints about how he just stares at your chest and doesn't listen!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 05:22 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looks like Jay-Z finally found that 100th problem.
←Rate | 08-29-2011 12:41 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon My resolution -- Is to finally beat my == Haiku addiction.
←Rate | 01-01-2010 11:15 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon ate Oriental flavored Ramen for lunch today, and it tasted nothing like an Asian
←Rate | 01-01-2010 12:08 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama gets a Nobel prize after sending 30k more troops. Stay tuned, next week Tiger Woods wins husband of the year.
←Rate | 12-10-2009 13:51 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
←Rate | 12-12-2009 21:17 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Order a pizza from Papa Johns today NATIONWIDE-- they are making a donation to the families of the four fallen police officers in Lakewood (WA) - all pizzas sold on Tuesday, Dec. 8 and Wednesday, Dec. 9. ALL proceeds to a trust for their nine children
←Rate | 12-09-2009 08:13 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the begging, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're wishing you had a club and a spade.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 06:10 by Fel Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife just asked me "would you say I'm a selfish person?" My answer - "well, not to your face..."
←Rate | 01-02-2010 22:12 by Fel Comments (0)  


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