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   messageicon facing facts; his only hope is the lottery.
←Rate | 10-29-2009 15:50 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
←Rate | 12-22-2009 19:31 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superficial.
←Rate | 11-06-2009 18:59 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it wasn't for my random sputterings insane ramblings and wild hallucinations I'd be as normal as you.
←Rate | 12-19-2009 01:21 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
←Rate | 11-09-2009 23:51 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. And I have the Restraining Order to prove it! LOL
←Rate | 11-21-2009 01:50 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon A box of kittens is more scary then the vampires of Twilight.
←Rate | 11-20-2009 14:59 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, you can't not never ever use quadruple negatives. it's just bad grammer.
←Rate | 11-15-2009 20:52 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to discuss his newest disgusting rash in crowded elevators
←Rate | 12-06-2009 08:05 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't having a smoking section in a restaurant, like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
←Rate | 11-09-2009 22:53 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon You keep Believing, I'll keep Evolving.
←Rate | 12-25-2009 04:31 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well aware how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.
←Rate | 10-25-2009 17:42 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon not bothered by that fact that knowone understands him, its the reality that most of the time he doesnt understand himself; thats what scares him.
←Rate | 01-05-2010 03:56 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating Pizza Rolls and is not wearing pants.
←Rate | 12-10-2009 17:26 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
←Rate | 11-09-2009 23:50 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4 out of 5 dentists... leaves one dentist.
←Rate | 11-09-2009 23:47 by GabrielBelmont Comments (0)  


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