Exercise Funny Status Messages

   I would do anything to be hot, except eat healthy and exercise

   All those exercise videos are worthless, I bought and watch them over and over and not lost one lb

   If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . .

   I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads.

   My doctor says I should exercise. Uh, excercise. That's that thing where you have to move, right?

   Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?

   I'm thinking about buying an exercise bike, my treadmill works fine for laying my pants on, but it won't accommodate hanging shirts on hangers.

   If by exercise you mean grabbing my phone out of my pocket every two minutes then yes I exercise a lot.

   I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah's Fitness.

   Woman failed the battle of the sexes when you started to do pole dancing and class it as exercise

   If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise.

   Yesterday yet another person jumped the White House fence. It happened again. On the bright side, at least Michelle Obama is finally getting more Americans to exercise.

   "OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"

   Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".

   It's time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it's over

   Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I'm 82.

   I'm so glad television redefined the word "marathon" to mean the exact opposite of physical exercise.

   Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins...die anyway.

   My exercise tape is just various clips of me driving past the gym.

   The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of 18.5 miles/sec and spins on its axis at 1,040 mph. So yeah, I got some exercise today.