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   messageicon Gay Divorce Court is going to be hilarious.
←Rate | 06-28-2015 12:57 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon When did comedian Ron White turn into an old lesbian?
←Rate | 03-13-2015 06:22 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
←Rate | 05-23-2015 11:06 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phil Robertson just learned the hard way that once you get sponsorships you can no longer express your opinion...unless your sponsors give you that opinion.
←Rate | 12-18-2013 23:08 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins...die anyway.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 04:53 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yea, the Duggars. You spit out that many kids, 1 or 2 are bound to be defective.
←Rate | 05-23-2015 01:55 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mayweather hugged on Manny more during that fight then my dad did the whole time I was growing up.
←Rate | 05-03-2015 01:16 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday, I'll be as rich as the Clinton's were when they said they were broke.
←Rate | 07-15-2015 11:06 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does Joel Osteen give anyone else the creeps or is it just me?
←Rate | 05-26-2014 11:42 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you ever get a big ego because a lot of guys want to get with you, just remember this, some guys have been known to get it on with farm animals.
←Rate | 09-12-2014 17:59 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're doable, not dateable. Know your place.
←Rate | 03-20-2015 05:47 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, guys don't want to get with you because you're hot, they want to get with you because you're easy. Know the difference.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 11:11 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's sad when your chances of winning the lottery are BETTER than getting a decent raise at work.
←Rate | 10-14-2015 10:06 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Jersey residents are being advised to NOT eat the fish washed up in the sewer. Which is ironic considering the sewer is the cleanest part of New Jersey.
←Rate | 06-02-2015 11:18 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the craziness going on in the world, I can just say; stay strapped, my friends.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 10:47 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s an employee’s job to respect management but it's managements job to give them something to respect.
←Rate | 05-07-2015 04:46 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon If gay couple want to get married and be just as miserable as straight couples, let'em.
←Rate | 06-26-2015 23:20 by Dude Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.
←Rate | 11-09-2013 12:31 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mayweather landed more punches on his wife than he did on Manny.
←Rate | 05-03-2015 02:23 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon When did old skanks become cougars?
←Rate | 06-12-2014 06:17 by Dude Comments (0)  


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