Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I choose to be different because being normal is boring.
wonders why when you are eating Starburst and ask someone if they would like one, they always want a "red" one?
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05-26-2010 19:02 by COREY
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out cow died so we don't need your bull
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05-26-2010 19:01 by Aaron
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My friend pointed out the other day, that the book/film "New Moon" is bassically just one girls choice between Beastiality, or Necrophilia... hope that gives you ladies out there a little perspective on "romance."
if "Fe" on the periodic table of the elements is iron, does that make females iron males?
Bad friends are like my cum. Sometimes they get in your face. Sometimes they won't get out of your hair....and sometimes they're all up in your a$$!
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05-26-2010 17:34 by T-Bag
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Wingnut- Definition of a person that calls another individual a wingnut. Get over it!
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05-26-2010 16:57 by MemeA
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Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.
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05-26-2010 16:48
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You ever seen somebody so damn ugly the government should transfer their birthday to Halloween??....Yeah, me too.
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05-26-2010 16:47 by Danmanz
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- I was just about to nail some shelves to the wall.....Then I thought, screw it....
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05-26-2010 15:34 by Y.P
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Tap, tap, tap,..is this thing on?. If it is all the same to you guys, can we skip right past Baseball season and move right on up to Football? Just a thought...
When nothing goes right....go left.
I think its high time we let our freak flags fly..... :)~
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05-26-2010 15:10 by GrapesA
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I never make the same mistake twice... I like to fill my day with a wide variety of mistakes from a large number of sources... :)~
Apparently a vacation is more important than honoring our fallen soldiers at Arlington....But don't worry, Obama will be back in DC next week to rub elbows with his celebrity friends as they honor Paul McCartney's many accomplishments. Jerk!
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05-26-2010 15:09 by GrapesA
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I wonder if Snoop Dogs favorite kind of weather is drizzle?
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05-26-2010 15:08 by MemeA
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I wish the rest of me was as tan as my left arm
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05-26-2010 15:04 by Vito
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Ed Hardy makes condoms now? Fine by me. I think we can all agree that anybody who buys one probably shouldn't breed.
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05-26-2010 14:23 by Joser
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No you must have misheard. I said that the job was "below me".
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05-26-2010 14:22 by joser
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Either she's wearing last night's clothes or she had alcohol and shame for breakfast.
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05-26-2010 14:21 by Joser
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