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   messageicon My life hasn't been the same since McDonald's removed the HI-C orange drink from their stores!!
←Rate | 06-06-2020 20:20 by Corey Comments (0)  

   messageicon says having kids means having pictures in my wallet where I used to have money!!
←Rate | 04-12-2010 07:30 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
←Rate | 08-27-2011 10:03 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks it's great that my truck will tell me when I have low air pressure in one of my tires...nut it would be even better if it told me WHICH freaking tire needed the air!!
←Rate | 03-21-2013 19:14 by Corey Comments (1)  

   messageicon used to sing like Justin Bieber...then I turned 4!!
←Rate | 06-05-2010 13:46 by COREY Comments (1)  

   messageicon would rather check Facebook, than face his checkbook!
←Rate | 12-28-2009 17:57 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon never really understood why Clark Griswold lusted after Christie Brinkley, when he had a smoking hot wife like Beverly D'Angelo!!
←Rate | 04-12-2014 19:58 by Corey Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Tiger Woods is dreaming of a White Mistress?
←Rate | 12-24-2009 18:26 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Florida, if you need an Ark, I Noah guy!!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 19:49 by Corey Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders why when you are eating Starburst and ask someone if they would like one, they always want a "red" one?
←Rate | 05-26-2010 19:02 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Sugar Daddies get anything for Father's Day?
←Rate | 06-21-2010 00:13 by COREY Comments (1)  

   messageicon just heard about the 2 blondes that froze to deat at the drive in...they were watching "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"!!
←Rate | 01-06-2010 20:31 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon resides on the top of Mountain Dew.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 10:51 by Corey Comments (0)  

   messageicon ran my first 5k today...finally I said, "Lady, take your purse!!"
←Rate | 11-10-2013 12:31 by Corey Comments (0)  

   messageicon a firm believer that drinking beer makes you you smarter...I mean, it did make Bud weiser!!
←Rate | 06-27-2010 15:52 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Shaq has my back, how come he never pays my cable bill?
←Rate | 03-01-2010 18:41 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until he broke it off!
←Rate | 02-13-2010 15:58 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering how much you would do for a klondike bar.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 19:30 by Corey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Buck you fuddy, and your whole dod gam family! Why don't you go backoff in your own jackyard and see ho your fussy peels?
←Rate | 11-06-2009 13:59 by COREY Comments (0)  


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