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   messageicon Whenever you fall, pick something up.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:12 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:10 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon those who wish to sing, always find a song. =)
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:09 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for meddling those kids
←Rate | 08-15-2009 09:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 01:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about starting a puppy mill and marketing the dogs as "Free Range Puppies". Pure Genius!!!!!
←Rate | 08-14-2009 23:11 by Scott | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon highly recommended and there's no need for a second opinion.
←Rate | 08-14-2009 19:47 by The Beautiful Michelle | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon would be serving a dime if being fine was a crime
←Rate | 08-14-2009 19:42 by The Beautiful Michelle | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon counted to infinity - twice.
←Rate | 08-14-2009 17:24 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Comes to earth when mars gets boring
←Rate | 08-14-2009 14:11 by Joe c Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want a happy ending... that implies something has to end. Me... I want a fantastic right now!
←Rate | 08-14-2009 10:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Woman.......A mystery that will never be solved.
←Rate | 08-14-2009 10:47 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking the sun is out might just work on my six pack!!!ithey should be cold enough now
←Rate | 08-14-2009 10:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebrating Take Your Hamster to Work Day ...
←Rate | 08-14-2009 07:50 by Mike | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.
←Rate | 08-13-2009 19:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs to be like 'NIKE' and just do it!
←Rate | 08-13-2009 19:06 by pruden | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing with himself.....legos are awesome!
←Rate | 08-13-2009 18:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon disappointed in AJ. She thought he was creative...
←Rate | 08-13-2009 18:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks some women end up getting excited over nothing... then they end up marrying him
←Rate | 08-13-2009 18:14 by pruden | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's got so many children she's multiplying quicker than a calculator
←Rate | 08-13-2009 17:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  




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