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wondering what if the RIP letters will be replaced to BRB?
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07-09-2010 12:46 by
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my ex-boyfriend thinks I miss him, but I don't miss him, I miss his d!@k... Unfortunately, there's no way to separate the two... not legally anyway!
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07-09-2010 11:28 by
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Carefull..the owner of this account that you're about to view is too hot...
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07-09-2010 11:23 by
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coming to the realization that it takes a lot of balls to learn how to play golf
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07-09-2010 11:22 by
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To make sure not to lock you small children in the hot car, be sure to leave something important in the back seat like your cell phone.
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07-09-2010 09:26
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if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember things could be worse, you could be from cleveland.
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07-09-2010 08:51 by
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Guys with phone holsters surely would have been gunned down quickly in the old west.
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07-09-2010 08:41 by
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ive taken my adarall and my xanax... I hear you but really dont care what your saying
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07-09-2010 08:27
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gathering rocks to throw at LeBron...Cleveland will STILL ROCK without you!
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07-09-2010 08:21
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next worldcup england are going to wear jerseys with a GPS system.......so that they know where the goal is:D
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07-09-2010 07:18
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Question: "Why did Jack Bauer cross the road?" Answer: "Because the road was too afraid to cross Jack Bauer!!!!"
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07-09-2010 06:06
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Has heard that there is going to be a movie about the greatest golfer to every play the game. It's called "crying tiger.. hidden mistress"
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07-09-2010 04:19
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According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the top three paying jobs for women are pharmacist, chief executive, and Tiger Woods wife.
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07-09-2010 03:18
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Did 4000 eyelid lifts today.......I am tired. time for bed.
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07-09-2010 03:00 by
Corey C
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If I go without sun much longer I am going to turn into a bat and fly to my castle......
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07-09-2010 02:53 by
Corey C
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Jesus Christ is on Twitter with 159,933 followers & following None.. lol
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07-09-2010 02:24
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Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right, repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
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07-09-2010 01:57 by
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I guess Einstein was on Acid when he derived E=mc²
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07-09-2010 01:56
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so broke, the bank manager came and took the calendar back...
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07-09-2010 01:49
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Apparently German research labs are giving away octopus meat
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07-09-2010 00:55 by
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