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   messageicon when you're in a hole, it's best to stop digging
←Rate | 02-23-2010 00:11 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're gonna blast music through your headphones so everyone can hear, do the rest of us a favor and ask for requests
←Rate | 02-10-2011 09:49 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon they always say there are more fish in the sea, they seem to forget about the crabs
←Rate | 03-10-2010 22:13 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge
←Rate | 04-12-2010 07:07 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistics show that kids between the ages of 2 and 8 believe that Sponge Bob Square Pants is actually a cheese....
←Rate | 12-16-2009 11:36 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it that things that dont interest you suddenly seem exciting when you have serious work to do?
←Rate | 03-19-2010 11:31 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come TSA always "randomly" searches my luggage, but I can't randomly hit the lotto
←Rate | 08-26-2010 11:17 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon somehow criminal lawyer seems slightly redundant
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:03 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm more attractive when I'm sober, but I doubt I would want to sleep with you then
←Rate | 06-07-2010 01:32 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why is there someone in the fitting room at Macy's shouting "we're all out of toilet paper!!"
←Rate | 10-01-2009 14:37 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently German research labs are giving away octopus meat
←Rate | 07-09-2010 00:55 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon a really skilled person can flick a booger on the first try
←Rate | 03-10-2010 22:08 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon a man can do the world of good and never be remembered, but let him make one mistake and he'll never be forgotten
←Rate | 07-05-2010 00:30 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon a woman may be as wicked as she likes, but unless she is pretty it will not do her any good
←Rate | 04-14-2010 18:10 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon puts the fun in funeral
←Rate | 12-03-2009 11:48 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon the only time I get blue b@lls is if the chick has blue lipstick
←Rate | 07-06-2010 17:25 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon of all the copyright infringements on youtube.....they leave Justin Beiber, Jermaine Dupris and Master P.....but they remove Bob Marley!! What's next....make weed illegal??
←Rate | 12-09-2010 10:14 by trini Comments (0)  


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