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I took this personality test on the internet, and it said... "Describe yourself in one word." I answered, "Not good at following instructions."
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07-21-2010 21:20 by
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Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it.
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07-21-2010 21:16 by
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The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now.
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07-21-2010 21:08 by
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The A/C in my office isn't working and has now officially become an employee.
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07-21-2010 21:07 by
Marshall the Great
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Money....Here Today, Gone Today!!
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07-21-2010 21:06
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Yes, I'm coming to your party. Please introduce me to everyone before I get there, I don't want to have to explain my whole "deal."
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07-21-2010 20:58 by
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My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
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07-21-2010 20:54 by
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If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."
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07-21-2010 20:51 by
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's misery likes tequila, not company.
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07-21-2010 20:34
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You know you spend too much time on facebook when you start refering to people by their first, maiden, and last name!
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07-21-2010 19:21 by
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off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence...
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07-21-2010 18:35 by
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Feminists. If you hate men so much, why are you always trying to be like us?
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07-21-2010 17:17
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named his dog Egypt cause he leave pyramids all around the house.
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07-21-2010 17:09
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wishes they all could be California girls.
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07-21-2010 17:05
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A "Sarah Palindrome" is a sentence that reads forwards, but sounds backwards.
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07-21-2010 16:55 by
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wishes Lebron went to The Mets.
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07-21-2010 16:39 by
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outside the bathroom you're an American. Inside the bathroom...European.
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07-21-2010 16:28 by
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People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
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07-21-2010 16:21 by
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You can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but in the end, being part of the problem is much more fun.
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07-21-2010 15:07 by
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During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)
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07-21-2010 14:19 by
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