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   messageicon For me to go insane would be such a slight change that I don't think anybody would notice...
←Rate | 05-13-2011 07:49 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those who do not understand me fear me. Those who do understand me fear for
←Rate | 03-04-2011 13:39 by tc Comments (0)  

   messageicon "America has no greater friend than Great Britain" ~ George Bush
←Rate | 11-24-2010 21:20 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 23:43 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Even if they don't win any medals, at least Team USA can be guaranteed victory in future ugly sweater contests.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 23:33 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of turning my clock ahead an hour tonight... I'm gonna turn my clock ahead about 6 hours. I will wake up feeling refreshed thinking I slept in late but still will have a full day ahead of me... WINNING!!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2011 23:33 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
←Rate | 11-15-2010 18:20 by TC Comments (2)  

   messageicon Ok... the first little fat flying dude that comes near me with a bow and arrow is gonna get smacked with a fly swatter...
←Rate | 02-13-2011 22:10 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker... This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
←Rate | 08-21-2013 20:15 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon is very important that when it is time to set your clocks ahead to make sure someone didn't already do it before you got's been a long day already
←Rate | 03-13-2011 09:10 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the grammatically correct way to describe my current Christmas disposition would have to be "present tense".
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:46 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 07:00 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 18:35 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon thankful for everyone celebrating only true American Christian holiday. God bless you all!
←Rate | 11-25-2010 16:02 by TC Comments (0)  


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