Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren't sinning, he died in vain.
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10-20-2010 09:12 by l33t
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No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
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10-20-2010 09:10 by Aaron
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It's a sad state of affairs when most Americans don't know... Separation of church and state is not in the Constitution.
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10-20-2010 07:06 by Billy
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Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday .. :)
accidently jerked himself off at church today
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10-20-2010 03:52
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This is who I am , good points and faults . Take it or leave it and i`m not going to worry what you think about me , accept me or delete me , your choice
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10-20-2010 00:58
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supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!
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10-20-2010 00:32 by levon
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homework: this is your last warning, if you keep coming here I'm filing a restraint order
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10-19-2010 23:53
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Confucius say, "Elevator smell different to midget."
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10-19-2010 23:50
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Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween and handed out candy..........
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10-19-2010 23:32 by Corey C
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so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Lil Jon has one of the best grills of all time. One of the best grills of all time!
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10-19-2010 22:42
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Did anyone notice something about Kanye West this week? Yeah, the fool replaced his bottom teeth with diamonds. DIAMONDS. So instead of a loud-mouth retard, he's a loud-mouth retard that sparkles.
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10-19-2010 22:06 by Melody
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If I have a erection lasting 4 hours i'm not calling a doctor...I'm calling a film crew!
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10-19-2010 22:03
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Great....you discovered youtube. Now, can you quit flooding the newsfeed with the 200 videos you wish to share!!!
"Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that?"... thought the spider.
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10-19-2010 21:45 by Aaron
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I'm sorry Baby, that's gravity. I can't help it that I'm physically attracted to you
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10-19-2010 21:31
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I just wish my mouth had a backspace key....
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10-19-2010 21:31 by Grifter
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You know its trouble when your farts pass warm....
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10-19-2010 21:12
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It's amazing how you can smell so bad, an still be alive.. .
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10-19-2010 21:00
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