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Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 10:05 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 10:05 AM
HAHAHA!!! That's awesome! I mean, there is no god so what else is there to do when utter bullshit is being shoved down your thoat!! LMAO!!
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 10:51 AM
Accidently? I go in them and do it on purpose.
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 01:20 PM
I like how there's '69' dislikes.
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 01:27 PM
Sorry - I made it '70'. Can you find any childish sexual innuendo in that ?
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 01:33 PM
Just don't understand this utter hatred for Christianity. So many people want to claim its shoved down your throat...I personally have NEVER seen anyone with a bible sticking out of their mouth choking on it. I hope someday you will realize just how ridiculous you sound making this statement. The accelerated immorality of this world is truly what is being shoved down everyone's throat and way to many people are accepting it and condoning it. But to make such ludicrous statements in such a vulgar manner truly shows how low people have become. People share the Gospel out of caring for your eternity...the statements you make are totally out of hate. One day ALL will know the Truth.
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 02:38 PM
Yes, but you might not like the truth....
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 03:14 PM
One day...EVERY knee will bow and EVERY tongue confess...not only believers...EVERY!! so if u want to believe now or later is your choice...but one day you will confess that God is real! Besides wouldn`t you rather live your life like there is a God and find out there isnt than live like there isnt and find out there is??
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 03:39 PM
In a way, I admire your simple faith and blind acceptance. It does smack of brainwashing though....
Thursday October 21, 2010 @ 08:59 AM
HAHAHAH!! Religion is for weak-minded, ignorant people.
Thursday October 21, 2010 @ 10:00 AM
Religion is a crutch for people who haven't given drugs and alcohol a good enough beating yet......or was that the other way round ?
Thursday October 21, 2010 @ 11:54 PM
[at] you twit...you asked "who am i?" lets start with who i WAS...I was a victim of child abuse who started at a very young age sleeping with any man that showed me affection. even though i hated myself for it..i felt "special" for 3 min. or so..that also turned to an alchohol addiction...so i was a drunk slut with alot of emotional baggage! now for who i AM...I`M FORGIVIN! I have a Heavenly Father who knows every thing ive done and still loves me and excepts me no matter what! my own parents arent even willing to do that! and ive never been more happy or at peace in my life! and im sorry if u felt like i was shoving God in your face...im only expressing MY own oppinions and beliefs! btw you kinda sound curious to how many Gods there are and which one(s) are real...pray about it...you might just surprise yourself!
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 10:34 PM
[at]Kjd7-The people who need to hear the message will hear it. Thanks for your courage in sharing your testimony and faith. Don't let people get you down! We will just pray for the ones on here who don't receive it as well.
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 10:02 AM
Thats not funny! that is actually very disturbing! u r a sicko and need help!