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   messageicon With great power comes a great electric bill
←Rate | 05-22-2010 03:10 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, I'm not sure what button I hit on Facebook's privacy settings, but I just found Mark Zuckerberg in my home going through my photo albums
←Rate | 06-02-2010 04:23 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey
←Rate | 02-20-2010 13:22 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon The new version of Pac-Man is so awesome, it comes with a search engine built into it
←Rate | 05-23-2010 12:44 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 12:34 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 08:47 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon Also, when asked by police if you have any weapons or drugs, never say "Why? What do you need?"
←Rate | 07-04-2010 10:00 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer,
←Rate | 05-25-2010 06:56 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and then the doctor slapped my little bottom and handed me to her. - How I Met My Mother
←Rate | 05-09-2011 11:48 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are female hormones in beer. You gain weight, talk too much and can't drive.
←Rate | 05-07-2010 13:12 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren't sinning, he died in vain.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 09:12 by l33t Comments (7)  


   messageicon I hope Gryffindor wins the World Cup.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 13:23 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two girls, one cup.........The Williams sisters at Wimbledon.
←Rate | 05-27-2010 08:14 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is based on a true story.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 12:37 by l33t Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 08:48 by l33t Comments (0)  


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