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Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 10:01 AM
Also, remember that Jesus was just a man. There is no god. And Mary got knocked up before she was married so she just made up a bullshit story that got WAY out of hand.
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 01:22 PM
Mock if you must... one day ALL will know the Truth. You think its all a waste of time...but when spending an eternity of separation from God those so judged will have plenty of time to wonder "what if I was only more willing to believe".
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 01:23 PM
Oh no - the god squad are in.....
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 04:38 PM
If Jesus died in the 80's, people would be wearing Electric chairs on their necks instead of Crosses. The Cross was the form of punishment back in those days,From Thief, to Murderer, to people that committed treason. It was the standard form of execution. The thief didn't get less nails in his hands and feet then jesus did. They all got the same fate. So you want me to feel bad for jesus and that supposedly he died for MY SINS!! When I wasn't even born yet? How can he pay for sins I haven't committed yet? Fucc that theory. That's the problem with religion,since your born your a sinner who desperately needs saving, even before you can speak your first words.Jesus really died because, he traveled to the city of Jerusalem for the Jewish ceremony of Passover. There were thousands of pilgrims from around the world and the temple provided services for them to change their foreign money or buy animals to sacrifice.Jesus was furious. He believed that trade like this corrupted the holy site. According to the Gospel of St John, He wrecked the stalls of the moneylenders and drove them all out of the temple.
This outburst enraged religious leaders and threatened to destroy the fragile peace imposed by Rome. Jesus was arrested on a charge of treason and was crucified, a common form of execution for condemned criminals. To the Romans, Jesus was a troublemaker who had got his just desserts. This is the REAL reason he died.Not my sins or yours,he simply broke laws and got the Romans attention and not in a good way. Argue it all you want. His death was not more valuable the the thousands of people who got crucified before him, or after him. And why people say " God sent his only "Begotten" son to die for our sins? I thought we we're all his children. I see your God plays favorites.Plain and simple, GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!! grown up people should stop believing in imaginary friends. Grow Up!!!
Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 04:43 PM
Im a christian, and I think it was funny, I even posted it on my FB. Its a joke at the end of the day, you take things to serious. If Jesus got hirate over every little thing said to him whilst alive he would have never got anything done. Its no wonder christianity is dieing out in a lot of countries, we come over as miserable farts, and who the hell wants to be a part of that.
Sunday October 24, 2010 @ 10:45 PM
[at]Ritchie-I'm glad you can admit you're a Christian, but seriously, if you reposted this status, that's pretty much a slap in the face to the one you believe in. If you really are a Christian you would not make fun of what Jesus did. You would be edifying him not tearing down faith. Yes, people do take things pretty serious sometimes, and it can be hindering people to accept Christianity at all, but to encourage blasphemy is wrong. You should of drawn the line way before that and not crossed it. All you are doing is making other people mock you and what you believe and make them think you think as lowly of his grace and sacrifice as they do.
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 @ 09:35 AM
Actually, since we all sin, you included, he died for our sins that we have commited, are committing, and will commit, but he also died so we could be forgiven.