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   messageicon I wish James J. Lee had watched CNN News instead of the Discovery channel.
←Rate | 09-01-2010 18:54 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I have to pass a drug test to work my ass off, you should have to pass one to get welfare!!!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 21:41 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon An autopsy report reviled that marijuana was found in Trayvon's blood system... Now I'm really pissed!  Zimmerman making Travon smoke weed before shooting him? That's just wrong!
←Rate | 05-17-2012 22:49 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your Hope has been redistributed... Here's your Change.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 01:49 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP to the other guy in the car with Paul Walker who isn't being recognized because he's not famous.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 12:15 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd give anything if I could just hear George Jefferson call us "Honky" one more time!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 00:09 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just clicked a link that promised to show, "the world's largest breasts."... It was just a picture of Michael Moore taking his shirt off.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 20:21 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brain hurts from all the serious issues being discussed on "Fox News"... I think I'll turn the tv to "CNN" for a little comic relief
←Rate | 08-22-2010 19:01 by Billy Comments (6)  


   messageicon I have to admit... I've learned quite a bit about Egyptians over the past week... For example, I was very surprised to see how Egyptians really walk.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:44 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way Obama keeps blaming everything on George W. Bush... I really don't think Bush has a chance of winning the election!
←Rate | 07-11-2012 20:48 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skipping the new "Jackass" movie... already saw Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar on "The View" this week.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 00:40 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we really want to keep our sensitive documents safe... Why don't we keep them with Obamas birth certificate?
←Rate | 11-30-2010 08:29 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I "HOPE" we can "CHANGE" it back!
←Rate | 08-27-2010 09:41 by Billy Comments (1)  


   messageicon The 33 miners trapped deep underground have apparently been given the bad news that it will take 3 months to dig them out of deep hole... I wish our government would tell us when we could expect being dug out of "Our Hole"
←Rate | 08-27-2010 09:11 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon White House says Obama's "Daily Show" appearance was a success... In related news, the White House says Obama successfully poured cereal in his bowl this morning.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 23:58 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just tried to wake my wife up, by throwing skittles at her... yelling, Wake Up, and taste the rainbow.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 18:28 by Billy Comments (14)  


   messageicon ♬ Boots on the ground, boots on the ground, looking like a fool with boots on the ground! ♬
←Rate | 09-06-2013 10:39 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a sad state of affairs when most Americans don't know... Separation of church and state is not in the Constitution.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 07:06 by Billy Comments (12)  



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