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   messageicon Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
←Rate | 11-22-2014 08:39 by @mykelhawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 17:08 by dashell Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 08:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:53 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 13:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Friday, the offical Christmas tree was delivered to the White House. Unfortunately, the Secret Service had already let in three other trees that claimed they were on the list.
←Rate | 12-02-2009 10:18 by tomcall Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 13:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks to all my FB Friends, for once again, reminding me it's Friday. This is also FB Spring Cleaning Weekend. Time to remove all the apps, polls, fan pages, pictures and friends you just don't need or want anymore.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 12:56 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...
←Rate | 03-13-2015 18:45 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon 1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 13:26 by geez Comments (1)  

   messageicon Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 06:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if my drug dealer is going to have any Black Friday deals.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 09:23 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .
←Rate | 05-16-2011 22:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon DEVELOPING NEWS: The U.S. Government is shutting down....IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT DEVELOPING NEWS: I've already started DRINKING!!!! The Government can tax me, but they can't ruin my FRIDAY!!!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 16:50 by Rherrera Comments (0)  

   messageicon If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right.
←Rate | 06-08-2012 16:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Friday,'re cool and all but...I'm really into your friend Saturday. We have way more fun together. Sorry :(
←Rate | 02-19-2010 07:45 Comments (0)  

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