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   messageicon Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 16:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The stores are packed with folks gearing up for their Easter fashion shows, the same way they do for Christmas. The central figure for both these holidays was reduced to wearing a loin cloth for one, and swaddling for the other.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 05:54 by mtq Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw the Easter Bunny buying Easter Grass and Rolling Papers at the corner store.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 23:08 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
←Rate | 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am only going to say this once. I want the video involving me, the Cadbury Bunny and the marshmallow Peeps returned to me by tomorrow. No questions asked.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 19:16 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon as a kid my mom used to tell us kids "i dont want to hear a peep"....i just listened to the easter basket & I dont hear anything
←Rate | 03-23-2013 18:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Passover occurs at the same time as Holy Week which leads up to Easter. Them J3WS are always trying to ruin our fun.
←Rate | 03-18-2013 13:56 by Cat Licks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:35 by Sammy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 15:24 by lawdawg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunday is looking like a category "1 box of wine" nor'easter.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the groundhog perish in the 2013 Nor'easter!
←Rate | 02-07-2013 15:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar today! All I said was ''Santa Claus'' ''Easter Bunny'' '' Tooth Fairy'' and walked away. Shut them Up!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2012 11:57 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 20:53 by Texas Red Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep
←Rate | 04-09-2012 06:21 by @richardmooney26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...
←Rate | 04-08-2012 21:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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