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   messageicon Due to the highly confidential nature of my job, I am not allowed to know what I am doing.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:23 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have been in direct contact with Ebola patients, and refuse to go into quarantine, sick or not, you might be an asshole.
←Rate | 10-29-2014 23:19 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2010 11:37 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are the people who tell you to calm down always the ones who pissed you off in the first place?
←Rate | 04-28-2011 13:09 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 15:53 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:28 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 15:53 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Really not sure it Kinect for X-Box is the greatest idea for a society who already has a problem with laziness. If you want to use your entire body to play sports...then just play sports!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:28 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...
←Rate | 03-20-2011 12:52 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!
←Rate | 03-30-2014 07:38 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 1 MLB Baseball bat = $175.00, 52 HR Balls = $885.30, Winning the MLB HR Derby with your dad pitching = PRICELESS!
←Rate | 07-11-2011 23:26 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gotta love AC with this heat, but damn it's colder than a witches ( . ) in here...
←Rate | 07-22-2011 23:34 by Massena43 Comments (0)  


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