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   messageicon Knock knock...... Who's there? A lawyer who should not do jokes at a murder trial.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 00:00 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year
←Rate | 04-18-2014 00:04 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?
←Rate | 12-21-2013 10:43 by wayneh Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dale Jr won.....there hasnt been this much excitement in the trailer park since number 9's meth lab blew up
←Rate | 02-24-2014 10:41 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate seeing people who owe me money post pics of all they bought on Black friday
←Rate | 11-23-2012 18:58 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what will be funny....If an illegal alien was thePowerball winner in Arizona
←Rate | 11-30-2012 00:15 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon your a midget and you do not wear a green outfit and a matching top hat......your just no fun
←Rate | 03-17-2012 11:13 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all those people with big trucks and SUV'S who laughed at me because I bought a hybrid......i see you getting gas all the time
←Rate | 03-28-2012 20:06 by wayneh Comments (1)  


   messageicon Miley Cyrus puts the Ho in hottie
←Rate | 11-16-2013 00:08 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let us all heed Vanilla Ice's advice on a day like this......"Word to your mother"
←Rate | 05-11-2014 11:24 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would watch the movie Lovelace .......but I know it would suck
←Rate | 12-21-2013 19:46 by Wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:27 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh Lawd, this woman in Wal Mart has a box of tampns and bottle of Midol in her.....Please everyone stay out of her way!
←Rate | 01-25-2014 10:28 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I want to give someone a bottle of Scope for Christmas.....Would that be rude
←Rate | 12-25-2013 00:32 by wayneh Comments (0)  


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