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   messageicon Now that a billonaire in Mexico is going to buy out Hostess the twinkie will come in 3 flavors. Hot, Medium and mild.
←Rate | 11-20-2012 20:33 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the economy......The 5 second rule has been upgraded to the 10 second rule. We just can't afford to be throwing away food....
←Rate | 01-30-2012 20:28 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?
←Rate | 12-15-2012 02:05 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If our Government shuts down how much Electricity will we save?
←Rate | 10-01-2013 10:27 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am convinced that Kellogg's works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
←Rate | 02-21-2014 22:44 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are Levi's going away with "Shrink to Fit jeans" to my style..."Stretched to Fit"?
←Rate | 01-27-2015 20:09 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey let me give a gift that will take a week to put together. I have included the manual and a DVD....Have Fun
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Do not eat any cookies from Colorado and Washington this year.. May cause drowsiness.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 00:25 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the old days when everyone had the same RING tone.
←Rate | 12-27-2014 01:20 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The song London Bridge Is Falling Down now makes sense!!
←Rate | 08-10-2011 00:39 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
←Rate | 04-17-2014 00:43 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big bird is now out of "WITNESS PROTECTION"
←Rate | 11-08-2012 23:56 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happened in 2012 stays in 2012...
←Rate | 01-01-2013 14:43 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon why did the chicken cross the road? To show POSSUM's that it can be done!!
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:46 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that look through other peoples medicine cabinets? WEIRD!~~ I would like to look through their fridge.
←Rate | 01-16-2014 20:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When it's raining I don't work, when its sunny I don't work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
←Rate | 03-11-2013 23:43 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When OBAMA said he is going to get the jobs back from China were the jobs swimming back to America, because it is taking awhile
←Rate | 01-31-2012 21:08 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is up with all these Government drones? I can't even fly a freaking kite anymore.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 00:05 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed
←Rate | 08-02-2012 23:49 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon OBAMA State Of the Union Address tonight!!! It is going to literally knock your Taxes off!!
←Rate | 01-24-2012 20:39 by Oregon Comments (0)  



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