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   messageicon So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!
←Rate | 04-05-2012 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:57 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon afros are comin back, thats cool......makes hiding easter eggs so much easier
←Rate | 04-05-2012 20:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:22 by bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:42 by Jon Comments (0)  

   messageicon The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to the playboy mansion today got a real BUNNY..!!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 19:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon my friend saif "I don't give a sh*t about Christmas, Easter and New Years", but I do give a sh*t...So he is going to be very surprised by the type of Easter Egg I give him tomorrow. It's cheaper than chocolate anyway!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever...
←Rate | 04-07-2012 12:43 by Timber Comments (0)  

   messageicon Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 14:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  

   messageicon Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:49 by Bryan W Comments (0)  

   messageicon The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 20:57 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  

   messageicon Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:35 by Rp Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 07:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:08 Comments (0)  

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