Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Wow. The Republican Party can't even attract a female hurricane.

   I got 47Traitors =GOP but a democrat ain't one!

   Learn to spell... Auto Correct isn't always write...

   I have a friend whose status says "suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him.

   Corvettes. Helping poor men pretend they have big dongs since 1953...

   The KANYE went down to the very KANYE street to buy a new KANYE for only $KANYE dollars. “KANYE?” he asked..... Kanye West doing a Mad Lib

   When the rich robs the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence !

   I say that anyone who messes with America, is gonna get a good dose of Red, White, Black and Blue!

   sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

   Just joined a new group...DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers

   Happy " My you natives have some nice land...allow us to bring you diseases and steal it all from you" Day.........

   🎶 I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, 🎶 she said You can't slap Chris Rock because your wife has no hair.

   at the book store I saw a book titiled "LEGACY FOR ALL" a record of Achievements by Black American Scientists..... not surprised that the book was only 27 pages thick.

   How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

   A LION NEVER LOOSES SLEEP OVER THE OPINIONS OF THE SHEEP.

   Cruises: Like being on house arrest with midnight buffets.

   while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.

   if someone with parkinson's accepts your apology for making fun of them, is it wrong to ask them to shake on it? Just asking.

   When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear

   Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!