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   messageicon I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
←Rate | 12-19-2016 15:37 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore.
←Rate | 12-27-2016 19:36 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur.... :p lol
←Rate | 10-09-2011 22:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon North Korea is shaking some big balls at the United States, though they're most likely photoshopped !
←Rate | 04-04-2016 18:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here, put these floaties on your ankles ...
←Rate | 09-03-2011 20:56 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:50 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've had only had one glass of wine. . . Glass, bottle. . . whatever. . . A bottle is glass, right ??
←Rate | 12-19-2016 15:34 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas - The time of year when you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof!
←Rate | 12-13-2016 21:24 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon James Holmes was able to legally buy 6000 rounds of ammo online, and Tommy Chong was put in jail for selling bongs.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 15:56 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex texted me: I Miss You... So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f*ck
←Rate | 07-18-2012 02:02 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Official sponsor and supplier for the London 2012 Olympic Games. ..RAIN !
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:14 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..R.I.P - Adam Yauch, Co- Founder of the Beastie Boys
←Rate | 05-05-2012 02:24 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ryan Lochte is going to be a father, which proves that no matter how stupid you may be, it only takes one strong swimmer to get somebody pregnant.
←Rate | 12-15-2016 05:13 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy National Masturbation Month ( wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day )
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:17 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting for Activision to come out with "Call of Duty" for Atari 2600
←Rate | 02-09-2017 21:31 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..
←Rate | 12-28-2016 15:20 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon While un-locking the door I dropped my keys this, and in one motion with lightning quick reflexes I caught them and punched myself in the balls.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 17:20 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 19:17 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your balls out.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 20:13 by jcgj Comments (0)  


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