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   messageicon I miss the days when people’s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.
←Rate | 03-01-2022 16:43 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur.... :p lol
←Rate | 10-09-2011 22:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:50 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judge: "how do you plead?" Me: "your honor I plead oopsie daisies."
←Rate | 07-03-2020 11:50 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here, put these floaties on your ankles ...
←Rate | 09-03-2011 20:56 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun Fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
←Rate | 02-25-2021 17:05 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know where I can get more Lite-Brite pegs?... I'm trying to finish my Will and Testament.
←Rate | 11-24-2021 16:10 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 🎶 I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, 🎶 she said You can't slap Chris Rock because your wife has no hair.
←Rate | 03-28-2022 17:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
←Rate | 12-19-2016 15:37 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon James Holmes was able to legally buy 6000 rounds of ammo online, and Tommy Chong was put in jail for selling bongs.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 15:56 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The “thank you wave”👋🏼 after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.
←Rate | 12-04-2021 14:12 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon All houses made out of wood are tree houses.
←Rate | 01-19-2018 23:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've had only had one glass of wine. . . Glass, bottle. . . whatever. . . A bottle is glass, right ??
←Rate | 12-19-2016 15:34 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
←Rate | 06-04-2020 22:27 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
←Rate | 12-14-2018 20:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex texted me: I Miss You... So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f*ck
←Rate | 07-18-2012 02:02 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.
←Rate | 03-31-2022 20:05 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to Mark Zuckerberg's house to move around all his furniture and see how he likes it !!!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 08:22 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..
←Rate | 12-28-2016 15:20 by JCGJ Comments (0)  




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