Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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"Dad what's an infinite loop?"..."Ask your mother."... "Mom what's an infinite loop?"... "Ask your father."... "Dad what's an infinite loop?"... "Ask your........
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03-29-2014 19:53 by snotty
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I used to talk the talk and walk the walk until I met you; and now, I'm howling with the wolves like you.
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05-21-2014 04:48
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it just me or is Game of Thrones just a modern day Xena Princess Warrior?
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06-05-2014 04:57
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I like my women like I like my online forms, easy to submit.
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11-11-2015 08:11
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Cocaine so white, it quietly forms a single file line.
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11-29-2015 11:13
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The quickest way to a woman's heart, is through her rib cage.
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12-18-2013 01:53 by Lil-David
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People with really bad attitudes should move to Colorado and Be Happy And Worry!
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01-02-2014 20:38 by Lil-David
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I've got 66 problems and one of them is that I'm upside down
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01-12-2014 11:16 by Czovczov
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When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
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01-14-2014 13:09
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After I have sex with a cucumber my walk of shame is to the kitchen to rinse it off and put it back in the fridge.
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03-11-2016 13:34 by Karen
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Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten
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03-14-2016 19:58
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Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.
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04-13-2016 06:00
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So windy in New York, the Statue of Liberty has been caught doing Marilyn Monroe impressions.
Accidentally ran over a guy and I stopped to call the ambulance but then I saw his ponytail. Now I'm treating myself with ice cream.
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11-16-2012 14:48 by Baddie
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"Together forever" said no sock ever.
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12-10-2012 18:48
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JAB: Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. .
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07-23-2013 06:13
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I qonder if Shamu and Orca get jealous of Shark week
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08-06-2013 21:00
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My dad used to beat me with a camera. I still get flash backs
Oh no Chris from Kriss Kross died... You know the 90's rap duo that wore their clothes backwards.... I guess it's down to only Kross Dressing. That's wikkity wikkity wikkity wack!
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05-02-2013 21:38 by Andrew
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It could be worse. Kanye and Kim originally wanted to name the kid Wild Wild.