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   messageicon focus on living, dying is the easy part
←Rate | 07-18-2010 13:47 by Andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!
←Rate | 07-31-2008 21:21 by Andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing says I'm cool quite like the sound of Velcro ripping apart.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 11:41 by andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh no Chris from Kriss Kross died... You know the 90's rap duo that wore their clothes backwards.... I guess it's down to only Kross Dressing. That's wikkity wikkity wikkity wack!
←Rate | 05-02-2013 21:38 by Andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon Stupid teen mom...There were easier ways of birth control besides The Backdoor. But at least your learned.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 20:54 by Andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon making his own underwear bomb. Anyone know how to sew?
←Rate | 12-30-2009 20:11 by Andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon confidence is the way to a woman's hear, or atleast into her pants
←Rate | 07-18-2010 13:44 by Andrew Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never ask a kid what an "encyclopedia" is or was, bc they'll just try and Google an STD.
←Rate | 06-03-2013 06:07 by andrew Comments (0)  


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