Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I guess I will call this little 9 song playlist "The Night I Got Drunk and Decided World Music was Awesome"
If I ever send you LOL, you should know I prolly faked it! :P
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12-08-2011 08:57
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You CAN'T tell me that "Wendy Williams" Has Never, Wrestled For WWF.
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12-15-2011 09:45
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Some things just never change. You know that kid who used to steal your favourite toy only to break it and throw it away? Now he is the douchebag who steals your girlfriend, use and break her heart then dump her.
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12-18-2011 01:24 by Reuben
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For xmas my wife is getting SWIFFA so she can have fun while cleaning too.!!!
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12-18-2011 16:26
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BBC News: "Man critical after Specsavers car park crash." He should have gone to . . . Oh
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12-20-2011 02:09
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heading to Zanesville, OH for some big game hunting.
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10-19-2011 19:53
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survived Harold Camping predictions...
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10-21-2011 12:38 by Gara
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FUNNY T-SHIRT IDEA: "I survived another Harold Camping rapture prediction".
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10-22-2011 00:07 by Timber
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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10-24-2011 06:45
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You say I'm afraid of commitment, but maybe it's you that's afraid of total uncertainty.
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10-27-2011 08:50 by NJS
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It's hard to understand why eating a banana would be considered even remotely sexual. Sure, it can represent a phallic object, but if a girl devouring your pen!s turns you on then you have some serious problems.
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10-29-2011 19:02 by g0re
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Seen a couple jogging this morning, he had on black leotards and a black hoodie, not far behind she had white leotards and a white hoodie,. I couldn't help but grine reminded of the old comic strip spy vs spy
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10-30-2011 09:35 by srpdrzman
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For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)
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11-03-2011 17:01 by XXX
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It makes you worried for the future when you see all the insecure girls on Facebook posting their pictures as their statu$ and begging for likes.
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11-03-2011 17:57 by g0re
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There are two things why we don't trust people. FIRST: We don't know them. SECOND: We know them.
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11-06-2011 17:22
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I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like poop..!!!
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11-10-2011 12:44
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Ladies, if you can't be with your crush... always look fabulous. someday he may wanna be with YOU!
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11-11-2011 21:22 by BEGO
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Dear Someone: I miss you so damn much!
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06-07-2012 13:11 by BEGO
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I enjoypoetry, long romantic walks in the woods and poking dead things with a stick.
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06-09-2012 14:22
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