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X is If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway
X is When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think
X is This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.
X is Todays forcast is sarcastic with a 60% chance of STFU!! Now to Bob with sports....
X is Wine is constant proof that God loves us & loves to see us happy:)
X is Sweet as heaven, hot as hell, born to tease, taught to please!
X is Just because I missed you, doesn't mean I wished you were there!
X is You had better look like your profile picture or your buying me drinks till you do!
X is Patience is not a virtue! Its a gift. I'm not gifted!
X is Said to herself "Self", and I knew it was me cause I recongized my own voice & was wearing my underwear "you should really make me another rum & coke"!
X is uuuggg one of these days I would like to wake up independantly wealthy so I can go back to bed!
X is Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ... I really thought you already knew!
X is If I said something to offend you .. tell me... I may want to use it again:)
X is I Like my Job on my day's off, I LOVE my job on paydays!
X is I never said I knew what what I was doing, I said I was going to do it anyways!
X is Feisty & Non compliant, can I get a behavior plan over here?
X is Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!
X is Some day's should come with a warning label: Today's gonna suck, so bring alcohol.
X is If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I am pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
X is Laxatives are the best cough suppressant.