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Obama...Winner winner chicken dinner...(what to soon?)
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11-07-2012 00:27
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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09-26-2013 09:40
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes”
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03-27-2011 12:08 by
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likes calling Ketchup, "meatloaf hot fudge".
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05-24-2011 16:13 by
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I don't understand why people are so amazed when I say that my grandfather survived Auschwitz. I mean, most German officers did.
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11-10-2011 16:43 by
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Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!
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03-03-2014 19:46 by
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What happens when a community organizer plays with the big boys? Warmonger to Putin's toy in one day.
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09-10-2013 22:38
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"False information" spelled backwards is "False information"
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11-10-2011 11:00 by
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At 11:11 AM and PM today. It will be 11-11-11 11 11 and that doesn't mean sh!t. Carry on with your day folks.
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11-11-2011 11:42 by
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Lazy rule #1257687895 : You so lazy you didn't complete reading the number!
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10-04-2011 10:15
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have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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08-16-2011 05:54 by
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What does Obamacare and Obama's NCAA bracket have in common? They are both busted.
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03-31-2014 09:12 by
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4-1 Germany over England LOL....guess "YOUR" sport has passed you by...
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06-27-2010 12:16
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adopted a white dog the other day and named him Stains. Now I can yell "Come Stains, Come Stains" out my front door!
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07-29-2010 00:31 by
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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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08-16-2010 03:30 by
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I just realized why Obama raised tobacco taxes to exponential levels. It's pure profit from all his supporters continually blowing smoke up his a$$.
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05-01-2012 10:11 by
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beta testing your mom.
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03-19-2008 08:53 by
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Obama quit smoking for his health? Dude the diseases you catch from screwing the entire country is gunna kill you first
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10-08-2011 01:54 by
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The streets are jam packed full of cars this morning... that speech last night must of created a ton of jobs...get real people
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09-09-2011 07:35
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Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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03-13-2011 17:27 by
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