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   messageicon Sometimes I fill up my blow up doll with helium so its playing hard to get.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 23:14 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 21:53 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:23 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOUR FOREVER."
←Rate | 09-28-2012 03:16 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:14 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Devil came in all his glory to tempt and recruit me, realized who he was talking to, apologized, and asked me for a job application instead.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:03 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only perfect science is hindsight.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 17:22 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, “Give me a table near a waiter.”
←Rate | 03-28-2011 18:51 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:34 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 23:39 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 20 Java updates since yesterday??
←Rate | 03-05-2014 14:03 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you play Justin Bieber backwards you get hidden messages from the devil himself to pull yourself together and listen to something else.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:13 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros..sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
←Rate | 05-09-2011 04:04 by Danny Comments (2)  


   messageicon I fight evil wherever it may be….except in dark, scary places.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 18:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything and Yahoo is a Male , pointless and never works ..
←Rate | 06-28-2011 19:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥
←Rate | 04-23-2011 00:50 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've Decided To Get MARRIED :All Women May Now FORM AN ORDERLY LINE...... .. Only The Most Beautiful Or The Very Rich Women Need Apply . . Please Send Me A Private Message With Your Photo or A copy Of Your Bank Balance ,The Winner Will Notified By email
←Rate | 12-19-2010 08:41 by Danny Comments (6)  


   messageicon I finally figured out how to f*ck myself... Take that, people that tell me to f*ck myself!
←Rate | 05-11-2011 16:21 by danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think stuffed animals have learned their lesson.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 09:19 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The words that sunk a million hearts... "Let's just be friends"
←Rate | 05-24-2011 02:14 by Danny Comments (0)  




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