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   messageicon Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 21:53 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I fill up my blow up doll with helium so its playing hard to get.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 23:14 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:23 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOUR FOREVER."
←Rate | 09-28-2012 03:16 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:14 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Devil came in all his glory to tempt and recruit me, realized who he was talking to, apologized, and asked me for a job application instead.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:03 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only perfect science is hindsight.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 17:22 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, “Give me a table near a waiter.”
←Rate | 03-28-2011 18:51 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:34 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 23:39 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 20 Java updates since yesterday??
←Rate | 03-05-2014 14:03 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you play Justin Bieber backwards you get hidden messages from the devil himself to pull yourself together and listen to something else.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:13 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros..sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
←Rate | 05-09-2011 04:04 by Danny Comments (2)  


   messageicon I fight evil wherever it may be….except in dark, scary places.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 18:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything and Yahoo is a Male , pointless and never works ..
←Rate | 06-28-2011 19:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥
←Rate | 04-23-2011 00:50 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've Decided To Get MARRIED :All Women May Now FORM AN ORDERLY LINE...... .. Only The Most Beautiful Or The Very Rich Women Need Apply . . Please Send Me A Private Message With Your Photo or A copy Of Your Bank Balance ,The Winner Will Notified By email
←Rate | 12-19-2010 08:41 by Danny Comments (6)  


   messageicon I finally figured out how to f*ck myself... Take that, people that tell me to f*ck myself!
←Rate | 05-11-2011 16:21 by danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think stuffed animals have learned their lesson.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 09:19 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The words that sunk a million hearts... "Let's just be friends"
←Rate | 05-24-2011 02:14 by Danny Comments (0)  



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