Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt: "Yes they're fake, My real ones tried to kill me!"
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06-17-2014 11:52
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This tampon tastes like I should have asked a couple more questions.
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05-21-2015 12:54
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Circus shuts down..Obama leaves office... Coincidence? I think not
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01-19-2017 20:18
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Freedom of Speech has returned to America .... Apparently it is finally now legal once again to make fun of our President after 8 long years.
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01-20-2017 11:19
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My ex-wife has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh... if you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean!
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12-17-2012 18:18
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pretty sure God didnt kill your grandpa. he had cancer, its a sickness people die from
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01-05-2013 09:20 by Zhengzhou
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My neighbor came knocking at my door at 2:30 this morning...can you believe that, 2:30 A.M. mad me so mad,,lucky for him I was still up playing my drums!!!
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10-21-2012 15:43 by MWC
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Jenga is a great way to teach your kids about strategy, patience and 9/11
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06-21-2013 12:28 by TooSoon?
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to Santa, "My Mommy doesn't belive in you! Santa to kid, "Tell mommy to stop believing Obama!"
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11-22-2013 12:19
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Instead of RIP, do Hindus put BRB on their gravestones?
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10-23-2010 15:21
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Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?
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05-07-2012 14:54 by fadolo
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If I ever become a teacher.. I'm stapling McDonalds application.. To every failed test..
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06-04-2012 06:39
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Casey Anthony wants to be out of jail by Halloween, so she can dress up as a woman who didn't kill her baby
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07-08-2011 08:57 by Yaj
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You know it was a rough night when your IPhone doesn't recognize you in the morning.
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11-19-2017 10:13
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more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..
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02-29-2008 01:41 by N.h.
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Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.
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02-25-2016 11:56 by Czovczov
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Donald Trump Claims Ignorance of KKK, David Duke, While Obama Was Essentially Forced to Denounce Farrakhan — Why the Double Standard?
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03-01-2016 10:56
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I wish I could be gay just to piss off the haters
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01-07-2012 09:14
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I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
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03-01-2013 04:17
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Guys and their smartphones have it made now. Back In the day the only way we could prove we got some was to let our friends smell our finger!!
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10-08-2012 19:40
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