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   messageicon Remember back in the day when you would make a collect call and try to yell the info to the other party before you were disconnected?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 01:35 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Safe sex back in my day was not getting caught.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 15:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Employer, I have worked insane amounts of hours for you; shed blood; even went through a divorce because of you. Is it too much to ask for some decent toilet paper up in here?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 00:08 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor.'re arguing with someone who uses "dat"
←Rate | 04-18-2014 19:57 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon On this day thirty years ago.. Mtv still played music videos.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 15:30 by Goodeolboy Comments (1)  

   messageicon Possible slogan for inferior Tampon Co. "We're not number one, but we're still up there!".
←Rate | 10-26-2010 20:13 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:31 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mr. Coffee, Do you even manufacture a coffee pot that doesn't spill when you pour out of it? -Early Riser
←Rate | 04-12-2012 08:19 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
←Rate | 04-07-2012 10:45 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon To the redheaded guy on CSI're not Clint Eastwood so knock it off!!!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you didn't make one corner of an old metal swing set pop up in the backyard, you sucked growing up!
←Rate | 04-11-2012 09:58 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love my wife, and God bless her for packing my lunch. But when you whip out a fruit roll up on a construction site, you get looks!
←Rate | 11-10-2011 15:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bad Walmart greeting just ruins the whole experience.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:43 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've yet to check the status of my Lotto ticket. My biggest fear is that for last five hours here at work, I've put up with unnecessary bull****
←Rate | 11-06-2013 14:10 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon will not discriminate against the following: race, religion, sex, or creed. However UGLY... I have to draw the line somewhere!
←Rate | 01-10-2011 14:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey toilette paper manufactures, you think you can make the last six sheets a courtesy red? Thanks
←Rate | 02-18-2012 19:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow, just drove by the gas station and the guy changing prices has a chair camping good can come of this!!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 12:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're country when you use a horse trailer to move.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 13:32 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Teacher: Imagine you're in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 00:39 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ten minutes left in the workday. This is where I use the restroom, and wash my hands for a long time.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 18:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (2)  

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