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i love when my parents go away and leave me money for food.. little do they know I spend it on drugs and alcohol!
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03-28-2013 15:45
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Officer I'm not trying to be a jack ass but if you caught me speeding dosn't that mean you were speeding to?
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10-03-2012 15:36
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I miss the days when people used to be less nostalgic.
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08-08-2013 08:58 by
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To "scratch" your balls is a false saying. It's more of a "pinch and roll"
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08-16-2013 22:04 by
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says my Karma just ran over my Dogma!
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10-28-2009 08:22
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Apparently 2010 is not the year for Miners.....
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11-19-2010 10:21
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at home on White Wednesday.....just sayin
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11-24-2010 22:54
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feels sorry for people who are on trial. Their future is put into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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11-28-2010 05:49
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When I see a bumper sticker that says "Bring home the Troops," I mentally finish the sentence with "then send in the Ninjas."
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09-01-2010 18:51 by
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Why is it called 'dry humping' when I still need a towel?
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09-09-2010 18:22
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brushing his tooth
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09-14-2010 08:26
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Just got home and found all the doors smashed in and everything gone!!! What kind of weirdo does that to someones advent calender ?
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12-15-2010 15:25
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Having the best damn time I can before Monday. Can I get an Amen?!
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01-06-2011 13:34
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a member of the Jehovah's Witness protection program.
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01-09-2011 00:25 by
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Everyone is calling me and texting me saying some big idiot is running down the road with nothing but a diaper on..where are you going?
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01-09-2011 01:31
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I want to shoot and eat a lion. Not for his meat. But for his powers.
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01-12-2011 14:03 by
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Im so tired of this winter and snow that I rigged a gasoline can to my leaf blower, I'm on a mission now to melt all the snow so I can mow later
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01-25-2011 07:59 by
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Cheers to alcohol the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
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01-04-2010 22:17
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aim for the moon because even if you miss you will land in the stars
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01-11-2010 20:28 by
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wants to know what do you give a sick florist?
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02-17-2010 08:55 by
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